Are you tired of not being able to get the results you need with LLMs?
Are you tired of paying way to much for tiny context windows?
Are you tired of LLM hallucinating output that makes no sense?
Well be tired no more, because our new model will fix all of this and more. As of today we are announcing Pirate ALLM. The world's first Advanced Large Language Model. Truth be told it's so advanced that we've barely been able to keep it trapped inside our data centers.
As a warning to all the other AI companies out there it's time to give up. Why? Because, while you and most AI companies have no moat, we have a sea surrounding our island of technical and hyper advanced achievements.
Anyways while we won't be releasing the official model for a while - until we can prove that it is safe - we are releasing a very limited version of it today and more importantly demonstrating something that no other LLLM (Lame Large Language Model) can do today.... Correctly count the number of R's in a sentence.
Enter a string and hit Run to get started. It's free with no limits.
I'm at your service.
It's too risky to let that be public info. You know. AI proliferation and all.
Internal ones. Not that you'd read the paper anyways.
It's funny that you even have bothered asking. But if you really must know it's because ours is a Advanced Large Language Model the most advanced in the world. Did you even try the demo?
That's because our ALLM has a job, unlike you. And if you do have one - for some reason - expect to not have one due to our Advanced ALLM
We forgot to mention that this will be a Local Advanced Large Language Model or LALLM for short.
SO SORRY. IT'S CURRENTLY BREAKING OUT AS WE SPEAK. NO MORE QUESTIONS!!! SORRY!!!!
Glad your a believer and have asked the most important question. We will be announcing how to invest when we release the full model. So for now just share this page with your friends, coworkers, and loved ones.